[At first there's nothing but another quiet huff. Then, silence. But eventually the blonde's reaction can no longer contain itself; there starts the telltale wheezing of someone laughing silently. If Ignis had visual cues, he would also see that Laurent of Vere was absolutely losing it.]

You… [wheeze] You are so fucked. This is incredible.

[Then, in a different voice:] (Does it take so little…?)

[It's spoken as if to himself. But this is shaken off quickly- for a tone both conversational and earnest, bordering on gossipy.]

Then- if you've settled that question, are you going to fuck him? Unless you have worse reasons not to, I can't think of any. Is he your type?

[laurent no????]