crosslaced: (let me learn u a thing)
crosslaced ([personal profile] crosslaced) wrote 2017-12-05 07:23 am (UTC)

Let's try this together, Ignis. “No, he's not my type.” Isn't that a much shorter denial?

[This is hilarious. This is almost as funny as the time Damen nearly cried after Pallas walked in on them (just kissing? without clothes on yes but they were just kissing???)]

And so was I, but you don’t see me complaining about multitasking. Don't tell me you don’t have a type, you wouldn’t indiscriminately fuck anyone.

[Laurent is a statistical outlier when it comes to multitasking. He's juggled up to three fate-of-the-nation questlines simultaneously; he is, right now, probably multitasking. Someone ban him. Sorry Ignis, but he's enjoying himself- Laurent’s best skill is exploiting weakness, and it turns out this gap in your knowledge is…. inopportune. This blonde is gonna be that cat who pokes the glass at the edge of the table until it falls over. He's gonna do it. Try another dialog option, quick!]

Besides, doesn’t it make sense to sort things out now while you have the breathing room? Then you won’t have to back home.

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